My Fingernail Theory.

I have this theory, which ticks off my wife. It goes:
Women do not paint or do their nails for men; they do it for other women.

If you are a man, this statement is self evident. If you are a woman, this statement ticks you off, if my current sampling holds true.

My wife visits this website which is nothing but pictures of women's nails, nails painted with flowers, paisley designs, patterns, etc. Inevitably, while browsing this pictures, she will aske me: "What do you think of her nails?" My answer is always the same. "I think it's silly." She then proceeds to get annoyed with me.

Honestly, fellas, how many of you have ever said, "Wow, she's really hot... and did you see those NAILS?"